Sure, nobody is naked or wearing weird animal masks on The Bachelor and its spin offs - but in a way, that makes it more enjoyable to watch, more comforting. When Kris Jenner turned 65, daughter Kim got her 65 designer outfits, each probably costing more than my car. I know: claiming that you only watch the Kardashians to hate on them is neither new nor original, but I actually find the show can provide me with a great sense of anxiety relief.īecause THANK GOD I don't own the volume of shit that these people do.
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Rose Callaghan, comedian and noted reality TV tragic Kardashians
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Luxe Listings Sydney pretty much sums up everything that you have ever hated about real estate agents (except for girl bosses D'Leanne and Monica Tu who we have no choice but to stan). It turns out real estate agents armed with the inability to feel shame, and the constant need to put on a show - makes for perfect reality TV. Ryan Bailey, So Bad It's Good podcast Luxe Listings Sydneyĭevoid of the fake drama of Selling Sunset, Luxe Listings Sydney focuses on what truly matters: the Sydney real estate market.īe swept away by Sydney harbour views, be inspired by real estate agents hustling and grinding their way to fat stacks, be jarred by real estate bros excitedly talking about how "hot" "the market" is, as though that's a good thing in the midst of a housing affordability crisis. Selling Sunset is the perfect hate-watch because most of the time you are watching, you're not believing anything that you are seeing, but are truly happy to have a distraction from your own mundane life. This is not a reality that I have ever experienced, nor is it aspirational in any way. Each character presents as a "real person", but I just can't shake the feeling that we are falling into the "uncanny valley" of it all. The Oppenheim brothers are twins, but if you told me one was CGI, I would believe you.
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The sweeping camera shots through the homes are stunning, but arguably the cast has had more structural work done. The four seasons act like a visual melatonin, yet through the editing, the lighting, the cinematography, and the overpowering soundtrack, you are lulled into a magical world of believing you might be watching the most important reality show of all time. This on its face sounds amazing, but the true feat of the show is that nothing actually happens.
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Personally, I love hate-watching Netflix's reality TV series Selling Sunset, which according to the logline, "revolves around the Oppenheim Group, a high-end real estate brokerage firm in the Los Angeles area, and follows a group of agents as they navigate their personal and professional lives." Hate-watching can be such an intimate thing. Toby Hemmings, Schmeitgest contributor Selling Sunset But what a gloriously addictive season it was, of seven women fighting (literally) for camera time.
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The Housewives apparently hated each other so much that executives cancelled it after one season. Gasp as Lisa Oldfield calls her six-year-old son a dickhead to his face! Wonder about when Victoria Rees allegedly slapped a producer in Singapore! Question your sanity as you watch Athena X Levendi call Nicole O'Neil "Captain Eyebrows"! True reality TV fans know that Real Housewives of Sydney is toxic, dark-sided chaos.įind catharsis in Melbourne's meaner cousin, a show that goes from 0 to 100 real quick.